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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

What about the Cat Detector Van?

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Literally 1984

[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In 1984 it's the TV that turns you in

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

you neither know what 1984 is about, or the word 'literally'.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (5 children)

What's next, requiring a license to make toast in your own DAMN TOASTER!?

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