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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 116 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When you give thirsty people water and they still complain... /s

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago

Goddamn millenials!

[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Immortan Joe styles water delivery. They might as well add the "don't get addicted to it" line as well.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 61 points 5 months ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!!!!!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Let them ~~eat cake~~ drink water.

Edit: Fixed typo

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Give the people what they want.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And what they want is straight talk, no jive

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Perhaps you can translate

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Guess it wasn't drinking water

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I wish the video were of that crowd bashing that person's brains in.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago
[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry, is there supposed to be a video there? As nothing is showing up in Firefox Beta (Android).

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yes - video is there.

[–] Larry@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Start protesting the money crisis

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

"Black marketing of water" wtf