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submitted 4 months ago by no_nothing@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 68 points 4 months ago

connecting you to the web

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

when they drop on you, it mega hertz.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It has six legs, so this is technically an insect.

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

you're right, but the bad kind of right

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, see, the other two legs are smaller at the top (back?) of the spiderouter.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, those are pretty bendy. Looks more like antennae to me

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

mmm butt antennae.

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait you’re getting MEGAbits?!

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

MegaBytes fersher

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More like Mega Bites

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What is a bite? Is it between bits and bytes? 4 bits?(thats a nibble)

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bite was a word pun. The technical term is “bytes” however it’s pronounced “bites” which is also the term for what a spider would do to you. And one that big would be a “mega bite”

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

I was punning as well lol

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 2 points 4 months ago

So much better than my FunnelWAP. Best it can do is 100 KillerBytes. :(

[–] supertrucker@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Even the WIFI wants to kill you in Australia

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

"ItS ThE 5GhZ It CoOkS YoUr BrAiN"

Lmao

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

The biggest spiders are fine. We allow them in our houses. It's the little spiders that Australians worry about

The only person I have ever seen in hospital for spider bites was bitten by several redbacks (pretty similar to black widows)

I have never heard of anyone hospitalised by a huntsman spider

[–] thisfro@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 months ago

This ~~antenna~~ leg configuration is quite useless

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The camera to the side is also flabbergasted

[–] Fuzzy_Red_Panda@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Does anyone else see the creepy upside down smiley face in the corner?

[–] ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Spyder.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

The Four Eyes!

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Middle of the night, semidarkness, walking to the loo. Looking up...

[–] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

o.O

[–] supertrucker@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago

My understanding is that the biggest threat is when one of those sneaking into your car and start crawling on people while driving. I think we can both agree, people make for terrible drivers when achiant spider is crawling on them