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[–] exanime@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

no, this is not a personality cult at all... nope nope nope

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands...

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Our species sucks.

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Wankers....

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

"Me too Me too" heh. Monkey see

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

We need to see his ear

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

These fuckers are so tribal

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

I fucking knew this shit would happen.

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