Most homes in the US don't break a million in up front cost, unless you're buying in one of the very popular "reality warp" locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

True. Maybe... 3 houses instead?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The national average house price in the US is about $300k, so you'd need to buy about 333 houses to spend the $100 million

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I could make that work. 🤔

I'll become the Oprah of houses. You get a house, you get a house, everyone gets a house.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who's Jeff?

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

He owns AWS

[–] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Dave, you don't have such money in the first place.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Easy when there are bad people you're interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I'll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

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[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Me a couple of hours later

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