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This kills the christian (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

Sins for thee but not for me

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors' job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh, ain't ego if it's true.
Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.
To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.
To be fair, half of those people were furries.
Yea I got nothing.
Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack
He'll get to it^tm^

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!