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submitted 10 months ago by BradPittIsGod@lemmus.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

That's because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

But Timmy - God doesn't love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we'll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Because that’s gods crack and he’s mad you’re smoking it all

[–] Haus@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Actual author, actual book

[–] BradPittIsGod@lemmus.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.