I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.
Gym was .... embarrassing.
I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.
Gym was .... embarrassing.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Thankfully, other men.
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
I don't want to show anyone up
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
Sheer sex appeal
Because eww, I don’t want to
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
It's too cold where I live
I don't want to be killed off like them?
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable