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Anon learns about World War II (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

World War II would have been called unrealistic if it was fictional.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 weeks ago

So, the big evil boss, his name is Hitler?

Yes

And, his second is called... Himmler?

uhhh, yes?

And they both think blonde haired, blue eyed people are the perfect humans?

Mmhhh, correct.

And what do these two people looks like?

Uhhhhh

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It still amuses me that Germany took down France in a month by using meth

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

And that meth’s name?

…Pervitin

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eh the big win was the head fake.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why I name my kid Max Watts

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Max watts, the electrician.