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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can relate with the cute aggression.

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Joe is hungry for human flesh!

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

His bite is like a vampire's- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I've done just that with my cousin's a year old 🤷

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago

Nom XD

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

this is like that cat biting the corn

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All in the phrasing. Could've also said "nibbles" or something.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn't say "myum myum cookies" while biting the babies

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

Joe biden was tf2 soldier all along???

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Where’s Van Helsing when you need them?

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