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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 year ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can relate with the cute aggression.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I've done just that with my cousin's a year old 🤷

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Joe is hungry for human flesh!

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

His bite is like a vampire's- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago

Nom XD

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

this is like that cat biting the corn

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All in the phrasing. Could've also said "nibbles" or something.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn't say "myum myum cookies" while biting the babies

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago

Joe biden was tf2 soldier all along???

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Where’s Van Helsing when you need them?

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