Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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Lmao
Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.
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So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that's hella tame. Oh is that just something they've commissioned which sort of gets the point across?
Now I want the rule 34 version of the story of John Henry. Like, the next pokemon trailer comes out, and one NSFW artist has to put out porn of the new professor before the AI can generate it.
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bet they dont try very hard to get it to stop
It'd be the first time the catholic church tried to STOP sexual exploitation of a minor.
More likely they'll move the people making the porn to a far off town.
Catholic Church: "Um actually she's not a minor, she's a 3,000 year old diety that just looks like a-"
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Would.
Vatican: I can’t believe you’ve done that