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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon will do anything for his best broo (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

What a good person. Let the crush go that is not even interested in him

[–] reflex@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What anon is doing here ... Is preserving the possibility of a threesome.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The worst kind though.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

The kind where you can high-five your bro rather than the kind where the risk of disappointing everyone is much higher?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Am bi, it’s not so bad. Even if you don’t want dick, watching is cool, and you can really give your best performance when you have someone to compete with.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

A king among men. I hope the bro grows to be worthy of such fraternal love.