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Squirrel is a weird euphemism.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

I don't believe:

Anyone snuck up on a squirrel.

Anyone caught a squirrel.

Between two Alabama men, neither had a .22 or pellet rifle.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Well, yeah, but have you ever had squirrel stew? Totally worth the struggle

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

What's with the fucked up font? Shit's off-putting.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)