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Sauron Secures Funding for All-Seeing Eye (futurism.com)

submitted 6 days ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

First Palantir, now Sauron.

Relevant: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/torment-nexus

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Ring (doorbell cameras).

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This can't be real.

*follows link*

OK, it's real. I wonder if they have a spokesman with the title, "The Mouth of Sauron?"

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

name's been trademarked by politicians couple decades ago

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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