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[–] josefo@leminal.space 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What if we start killing board members instead of just CEOs, you know, the puppet masters along with the puppet.

While we are at it, also any billionaires to

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

This is my biggest frustration with these posts. We might not like it, but CEOs are still working class. Most of their wealth is derived from a paycheck. They aren't even the owning class. They're rich AF, but they're a symptom more than a problem.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There's no shortage of steel that I'm aware of, and chain production is entirely automated at this point. So why not?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can't murder your way out of a situation you didn't murder yourself into.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Technically speaking humanity did murder itself out of feudalism and into capitalism

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

They started it, we just need to finish it.

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

It's a very neat boulder.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A drop of the guillotine is completely free. Just saying.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sure. But it just doesn't have the same fire and brimstone "wrath of an angry God" feel to it. Guillotines are quick. But if you really hate someone, you'll go to the trouble of hauling an 800 lb boulder around just to off 'em. If you really want to show your displeasure with someone, you'll go to the trouble of loading a giant rock on a boat and hauling it an hour offshore. It's "I hate you so much I'm willing to go to this amount of effort!"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about a really dull guillotine?

One that takes ten or fifteen drops to do any real damage?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I mean, yeah, but it just doesn't have the same vibe to it. You can't make a grandiose speech about "condemning them to the depths." Plus it's just much more terrifying, watching the surface of the water rise above you, as you're pulled inexhorably down into the abyss...

Also, the water muffles the screaming!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Don't wanna ruin the fun, but I'd argue a 100lb (to continue the weird measures) boulder would more than suffice.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's not about efficiency; it's about sending a message! Bullets are a lot easier than boulders into the Sea, but they just don't have the same vibe! Nothing says you hate someone quite as much as being willing to haul a half ton boulder a hundred miles offshore in a boat. The impracticality isn't a bug; it's a feature! For boulders chucked into the ocean, the bigger, the better!

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[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I guess this meme only applies to America?

In most European countries, you pay for your insurance by contributing a certain percentage of your wages to your insurance company and a retirement payout company. Of course, you don't have to bother with that, since your employer does this in most cases (if you're not a contractor). I think this is a better strategy than just paying from what you have.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

In the Netherlands your pension fund is withheld from your wages (partially a mandatory government fund, partially a fund your employer might select).

My previous employer invested about 1% of my wages into the fund, which was quite shite. My current employer invests 10% and has a significantly better return.

Health insurance is a monthly cost you pay on your own (starting at around € 120 / mo). It's a € ~350 yearly deductible and coverage is mostly decided by the government. Any additional coverage is your own choosing and comes at a premium.

As you can only switch contracts on a yearly basis, comparing health plans is effectively a Christmas tradition for all Dutch citizens.

[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Put this image into a translator, but in short, in Slovakia, your employer pays for your health insurance. (if you're not self-employed)

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Why aren’t we seeing this type of energy towards politicians? They’re the ones making the laws that companies exploit.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Because in fine, it's the companies and lobbies that bribe them. You can have ethical politicians, but there are hardly any ethical CEOs/board members.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think the rates of ethical people across the two are the same. Just have to relate the politicians to the same ranking as a CEO/board member.

Yeah we shouldn't underestimate the appeal of power, it's less quantifiable, but in it's essence similar to net worth (at a certain wealth).

Yet if we wouldn't have this inequality because of capitalism, the political power might well be more focused on the good for the people (and less to the wealthy)

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[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even in death they'd be causing sea levels to rise.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

But they're providing valuable nutrients to endangered sea critters, so it balances out from an environmental perspective.

Hey.... Boulders ain't cheap either.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Polluting the sea is not cool either

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Also rocks can be valuable too

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Could we not go for a more sustainable solution? I'm sure they'd make a pretty decent fertiliser.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

The CEOs will be fully recycled by sea life. Steel is just iron and carbon, no real damage to the environment as they rust away. And boulders are inert. And we can make sure the CEOs are dressed in suits made of all natural fibers when we chuck 'em in the drink!

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Truly. That's why they like yachts. Deep in their hearts, they yearn for the Sea. They know they are meant to become one with it!

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

We are just replenishing the world's supply of low radiation steel. In a thousand years scientists will be so thankful.

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