this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Choices once made (purchasing armor) cannot be undone later. Buy a half-assed weapon in round 1, fill that slot forever and never be able to throw it away later.

Enemies get way harder as you progress through the game and upgrade your weapons, making all these upgrades essentially useless.

Requires internet connectivity even though single-player.

Earned levels increase your character's size permanently. As your character grows, it can no longer sneak into small tunnels to catch precious loot.

Does not run fluently on a modern computer in 2024.

You have to spend your earned money after every round. You cannot save it to learn what skills you actually need and then bulk-buy later.

When you die you have to re-start from the beginning. From the very beginning.

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