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Anon writes a movie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago

Nikola, you son of a bitch! epic hand shake

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would definitely watch that movie

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get the guy who made "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" to do it.

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I was thinking more “ league of extraordinary gentlemen”

[–] teft@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Now imagine what needed to happen for this team to assemble. Thanos must have gotten ahold of the stones much earlier in our timeline.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 20 points 10 months ago

So basically super science friends

[–] Moira_Mayhem@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

COMING THIS SUMMER THE BLOCKBUSTER THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!

Oppenheimer!

Tesla!

Big Daddy E!

Across the chasm of time itself these three masters of reality converge to combine their brilliant minds and hone their arts to battle fascism's most powerful madman: Cyber UltraHitler Mark 5! Thrill at high-stakes airship combat as Tesla unleashes his Even Deather Ray on the nazi zeppelin fleets! Never before have these mighty Men of Science gathered to battle such a desperate foe! Come for the explosions but STAY for the Intense Chalkboard Action!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

in this movies universe Hawking should have guests on his party and when they built stuff with fibre optics and someone asks for a terminator Schwarzenegger should hand it to them

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh I thought the picture where they're super jacked was the original

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Oh, I need to see the version where they're jacked

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I want to see that.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

I would watch that movie completely unironically

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

This is basically what happens in the S.H.I.E.L.D. series Jonathan Hickman did for Marvel.