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[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait till he 'rebrands' to

Ameristan

or maybe

Trumpmania

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

The media now see's it's job as shutting up and taking the bait, i see

[–] kbal@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

In other news, the moon will be called Lunar America and the Pacific Ocean is now known as the Sea of Freedom.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, focusing on the importance issues concerning Americans, truly making us great again!

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

so glad the new government is focussing on this woke nonsense and not things that matter to ordinary people

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