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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Why not Gulf Of Trump? Gulf of MAGA? Gulf of Sharpie?

Idiot.

EDIT: And yes, he's just trying to distract from his court cases... again.

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, good luck convincing the rest of the world to change to fit your wants.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago

The Onion is running out of material

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I wonder how long it will be before the white house issues a 9 dash line Trump has hastily marked up with a red permanent marker.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Working on the important stuff first I see! While we're at it, why did we slip back into calling them French fries. We need to throw some serious money at this problem - I'm talkin' make the libs complain we could have ended homelessness money at changing the damn name of fried fucking potatoes!! Yeah, hand me my mountain dew hat! We're dewin this! Murica! Hellz yah!

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