My guess is it's really a 40-year-old morbidly obese man in his skidmark underwear living in his mother's basement that has never worked a job before.
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Wait. They believe JFK is alive, too? I knew about JFK, Jr but not the JFK part.
No. He's supposed to come back from the dead.