this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

We're seeing a lot of made-up "dad is proud of me" posts recently

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess half of 4chan has just been home for Thanksgiving and had to explain why the funny monkey pictures they sold their dad aren't worth millions like they said they would be

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You know, sometimes you don't have to be so goddammed right all the time.

[–] RickMoreanus@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Big Dad at it again with the positive marketing campaign.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Just because your dad was never proud of you doesn't mean the other stories are made up. (jk)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

They were talking about his brother, who sometimes brings them beer after their shift, and gives Dad a lift home

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I want to go to college because I realised my apprenticeship and work isn't something I really enjoy. The first thing my dad said is that he would support me no questions asked.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

My dad stole my money and disowned me. I still turned into a decent guy, though. More or less.

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Anon doesn’t know about his dad’s son does he