this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ukiyoe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I wonder, how many of the verification photos are shirtless?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder how many are from a middlefinger next to a dick

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[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May he enjoy the sweet freedom of USA!

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Time to return to wanking off to magazines

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is a great opportunity to learn how to use a VPN! I'm in a blue state so haven't needed one yet, but the time is definitely coming.

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And ANON doesn’t understand how to use a VPN?

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"This process is highly secure, Anon". Said the actor in the movie.

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Fucking Jesus. They did say they wanted to ban porn and this is only the first step. This will systematically destroy porn and livelihoods. Who in their right minds would upload a picture of their horny selves next to their licence to some likely unreliable site? Lower the traffic and you kill the shit out of sex work. Evil motherfuckers, man.

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