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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 days ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Related trivia: Modern relatives of Benjamin Franklin include Kristin Wiig, Bill Macy and Amy Poehler.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Не Путин?

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

What about wiping your ass with it?

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[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Spoiler

Andrew Jackson moment

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

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