“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”
You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.
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pence
Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?
/s
"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."
I now KNOW what Conservatives will do when they FINALLY get Epstein's BLACK BOOK!
Put the People on CURRENCY!
Did Franklin own slaves?
I think they have syphilis and being obese in common
I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.
Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒