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[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What does harambe have to do with this?

It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

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