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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[–] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

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