Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
They can stick my woofy on a stick and wave it around in a parade for all I care.
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
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the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000
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You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.
if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free...
I'll build you one for $495
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
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