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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 63 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Uh... that isn't normal.

Honey, there hasn't been an ounce of "normal" anywhere since at least 2001.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

oof, never thought I'd see the baseline for "normal" set to after covid.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Jeez. I totally meant to type 2001, not 2021.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

Supply of "normal" is increasingly limited outside of it, too.

[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

This is a bit intense but praxticrs like this have been used not only by the Buddhists but also the internet's favourite emperor Marcus Aurelius for example. It seems to be really good for you. For a more feasible exercise just tape a square onto the floor and only leave that box for hygiene, work, food and walks. You sleep in the box you meditate in the box and you exercise in the box.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago

That just sounds like my bedroom

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

My initial reaction, the socially acceptable one, was akin to "oh, wow, that's weird." After I gave it a minute, though... Gotta say, if I could be certain of the fact that I wouldn't be interrupted in any way and had full control over the situation... yeah, that actually sounds like a nice getaway...

Edit: or in a bunker! I would not mind not seeing the light of day (or anything else, for that matter) for a month! Would be a nice RAM purge at the very least!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly, I'd bring water and food. Why starve and suffer when you can not suffer. I know, worldly attachments and shit, but I never got the part about intentionally suffering. That is just like those Christian zealots that self-flagellated for their sins, just more passive.

But other than that, it sounds like a dream vacation.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, at least around water, my kidneys are hyperactive and need constant lubrication. Food, though... meh...

And I wouldn't do it for the suffering, I would genuinely do it for relaxation, like a full habitat sensory deprivation chamber.

What I do for suffering is try to face the sun for longer than I feel comfortable, the whole idea of self-immolation being purifying and such. I can see why some would think that, baking in the sun really does a wonderful job at bringing me back to the present through widespread pain.

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

what part of that isnt normal? The area in which we sleep can be what ever, is it just that he is alone with his own thoughts and does minimal food (most would just do rice only during these things)?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Old factory’s a bad choice. Suspended particulate matter from industry long past can ruin your lungs. Caves can be better, if there aren't any bats or stabby bugs. As an aside, what’s the deal with humans and bats each hosting diseases that wipe the other out?

There’s likely a monastery nearby, or a field, or a forest where you can get the same experience. A tent covered with blackout curtains costs little and dampens what little sound and light you’ll find.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 21 points 21 hours ago

Agreed. Besides industrial waste, old factories often have motion-detector silent alarms. If not, they may have squatters who may or may not be cool with intruders. If not, if you have some kind of medical emergency it might be months before you are found.

Comment-OP, minimal food's not really necessary - one of the things about Gautama Buddha is that he gave up mortifying the flesh. And you definitely shouldn't dehydrate yourself bc that can cause organ damage.

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 18 hours ago

It's normal. Anon is just detached from reality.

"All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” -- Blaise Pascal

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 22 hours ago

The only part I find weird is the starving/dehydrating part, the rest sounds pretty cool.

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Wow, intolerant much? Lots of people are Buddhists!

/s (added the /s in case anyone needs the /s)

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