this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If "op is gay" = "op is full of shit"

then

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

This post is years old. Anon has assuredly invested in an in-shower enema nozzle already, or is licked clean daily.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

>be me, redditor

this is how you know it's gonna be a bad greentext

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

At least he improved

But then again, it's hard to fall below that

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

by being capable of change

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

He quit lying to himself, and accepted what he is

that is, if it wasn't fake.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

> wake up

> There's a new psyop

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If Anon really does live in Siberian forest, he may want to exercise caution about non-traditional gender presentation. The government there really does not like that sort of thing, and are looking for cannon fodder to feed into their war.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

oh, it's not just the government. The idea of transsexuality is still mindboggling to the majority of people, and that applies 100x to every post-USSR country. And while on a rare occasion you might meet some of younger generations, who support it or at least not opposed to it, older ones stay heteronormative to a tee.

On the bright side, you won't be conscripted if you're gay, or at least i heard it was that way.

I think i have seen that hentai 🤔

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

weirdly wholesome gay greentext

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Only post I believe is real.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

story of my life