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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 days ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

"WSJ is woke now"

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

There's a supposed 4chan tripcode that calls itself "The Antichrist" !SATANZ0Gpo. I read a ton of their comments, and I'm convinced it's actually Elon Reeve Musk. Is he just schizo-posting? Maybe. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe...

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 9 points 5 days ago

This guy needs to be compost

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.

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