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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 days ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 days ago

lololol satire writes itself these days

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

spreading like cancer

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?

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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

What a weird dude

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

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[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 5 days ago

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

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