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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is in a meeting (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] don@lemm.ee 45 points 10 months ago

…I wouldn’t even know how to start explaining.

I gotchu, anon. Repeat everything from “suddenly remembered…” to “…know I’m laughing.” EZFPZ

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago

like a cat using up one of its nine lives.. whatever made her laugh is now her lucky charm or something..

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago

Just take the credit and move on. Truth is not worth it

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything goes quite what

[–] dukk@programming.dev 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Quite silent.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

Anon is quite quitting.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based anon

[–] theodewere@kbin.social -1 points 10 months ago

Jar Jar Binks anon

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I felt similar when my co-workers think I'm a closet cislesbian instead of a transchick.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Anon cried and now he's trying to make up a ~~fake~~ ToTallY REaL story that he isn't going to tell anyone to make himself feel better