You put unlimited slop devices in front of everyone 2 years and older instead of books.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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the hell? skibidi toilet ain't rizz?
This is 100% accurate. Those gigglemug youth before the 2020s were too pigeon-livered to be dimber-damber.
Yeah, nah. At least where I live, the 90s kid would be saying (in Portuguese) "Ô tio! Teu cu que vou pagar mico lendo aquela bagaça!". Or roughly "Hey boomer fr fr I'm not reading that skibidi, it's cringe shit".
Fuck it, I'll take all the "riz", "no cap", "frfr" bullshit over ANY of the other slang of the last thirty years or so. At least it makes sense.
That's one fly comment my man
"Cool," still cool after 90 years.
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It's called the interwebs I think
Look man, if Grants book didn't have awesome dino illustrations, I'm calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this...kid...man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures