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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My comment from another thread: https://startrek.website/comment/16491624

tl;dr: tiny production, would be astonished if they got $6k out of it, and that's not counting time, props, transportation, etc.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Great so Luigi gets his namesake used, and doesnt get anything out of it?

Just because the dudes in jail doesn't mean he should be taken advantage of.

It's illegal for him to proffit off of murder, assuming he's convicted. Until he is convicted, still, no such profits could be used in his defense. He's welcome to sue if he's found not guilty though.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Are you going to pay him for using his name in this comment?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago
[–] zo0@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They should sell a single VIP seat for $1bn

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

And that seat dumps the occupant down a chute into a fiery pit like in Dr Evil's lair

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Ford's theater is the perfect venue for it.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it interactive like the rocky horror picture show? Can we throw toilet paper at the CEO?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its set after his arrest, so I doubt the CEO is in it.

The priosn guards, however..

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 1 week ago

that was fast

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I can see why it would sell out.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh but the story isn't over yet...

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Already a hero, just for hanging out with me at my place all week.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Damn I live pretty close hope I can go check that out I bet it's ridiculous.

it's more of a commentary of the medical, entertainment, and tech industry and it's at a theatre that seats <100 but yes

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Not interested in it. What I want to know is where are all the copycats?