this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago

Such a forced joke

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Hehe, no Billy, your Mom hasn’t touched my dick since you were born. This here is the deer’s asshole, eat that shit up son.”

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

But dad, that doesnt make sense, Sally is younger than me!

No son, it's true...

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ok, I spent way too much time trying to understand what a hell “deef meat” is. Please tell me I am not along. I need it for my self-esteem.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Got'em city.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At first I was like "Wth is deep meat?"

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I thought, maybe it's "deep-fried meat"...

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I was thinking "deep-freeze meat"

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha spouse bad am I right fellow humans?

[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Haha I hate my wife too.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I realize it was supposed to be dear, but the only thing I could think of at first was pig