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Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭
Wasn't that place at least as famous for successful escapes as it was for being a tough and scary place of punishment? If you're whole bag is turning back the clock to a time you thought was tougher, more punitive and therefore somehow more effective at deterrence and your decisions are more cultural than rational; shouldn't you pick somewhere not famous specifically for failing at it's entire purpose of existence?
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.
Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"
He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.
Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.
He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.
Sundowning…
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.
