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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snitchMustDie@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

I've been trained in gorilla warfare

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

It's good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Anon is a cocky dumbass

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I could kick the shit out of a gorilla. Just give me a massive pile of rocks, sunscreen, 15 hours, and two Olympic swimming pools.

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

he wouldn't even beat a boar

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