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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

If there's any upside to this man being an idiot by 14th century standards it's that he's more likely to get deathly ill.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hopefully C Diff will catch a RFK Jr.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this guys gonna get the fucking Darwin award if he keeps doing this 🤦

[–] McNasty@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

He's got kids and grandkids.

Darwin award doesn't apply here.

He gets the Herman Caine award.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

ROFL What is this worm driven host doing?! Doesn't the worm know that E. Coli infections can be deadly for the elderly? (Yes, I am being super facetious because reading about a Germ Theory Skeptic in the modern age has effectively broken my brain. The evidence that proves microorganisms like bacteria, parasites, and viruses are real is truly a massive amount. That's a lot of knowledge that this dumb, incompetent human being is simply ignoring). Ugh, this wasn't on my bingo card for this month. A small part of me hopes that E. Coli proves to him that germ theory isn't something that can be dismissed, and he dies from his foolishness.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is crazy that the director of health services doesn't believe in germ theory. I don't care what your political beliefs are but the health secretary should have some medical background.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

He's not there because of his qualifications, but his allegiance to tRump. Same with all of his picks. It's all calculated so when they pull the noose tight no one will be able to stop 'em!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Parasitized insects often manipulate it's host to jump in the water so the parasite can release its eggs

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[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't worry, he put a spiritual spin on it (probably) so it's ok, it's actually cleansing you see!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One day is no big deal. If he really wants to make his point, he should do it every day for a month.

(Leave the grandkids at home, though.)

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can be a big deal if it gets in your nose and other areas

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fucker probably found the least contaminated part for this stunt.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The germaphobia in me is trying to figure out this thought process... 🤔🧐

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

RFK Jr doesn't have a "thought process."

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