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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Mobile McDonalds is crazy work lmao

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Buddahriffic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Does he actually like that crap? I thought it was a show because he thought his base would eat up him liking that crap as well as making the elites who are used to 5 star chefs eat that cheap shit at white house events.

Unless this is also part of that act and they'll make a show of ordering and sending some intern to pick it up and verbally abuse the workers, and then maybe make the interns eat it while he actually eats good food.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump actually loves it, not a joke. He's obsessed because, for a long time, fast food was cleaner. Unfortunately Trump's image of McDonald's and other fast food is stuck in 1960

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Someone mentioned he had fear of chefs and fast food was safer. Not sure of true

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

During his first term, if you were invited to the Whitehouse, there was a better than even chance he'd have a stack of McDonald's burgers there to serve you.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I mean he puts ketchup on steak so Im not sure if he cares what the ketchup is on as long as its dry and tasteless

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shame Trump has a poor taste in food. Local cuisine is infinitely tastier and healthier. Okay maybe not much healthier.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Will he be "working" again in there or what?

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bringing back the McDLT? The Donald Loser Trump?

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but you sound like Archer trying way too hard to make the joke work...

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

... come back to me, I can do better

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wait... I had something for this.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

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