Because before that it was 7 days a week work...
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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Very nearly said something meaningful, like advocating for UBI, but fucked it up.
If God wanted his people to work hard he wouldn't have supported them buying slaves in the Bible
Another step towards the christofascist state...
Who downvoted this?
Some conservative dickhead, I'm guessing
Oh well
God isn't real lol
Me:
sees the title
"Yeah? Who's your source? Fox news?"
sees source
"I was joking, but that checks out."
Apparently God didn't know that capital investment increases productivity beyond the human's natural abilities, sometimes in magnitudes.
and I should care about what the Bible says because ...?
What you don't think you should live your life according to what a lot of Bronze Age goat fuckers said?
That's a great way to reduce the number of extant ceos
I thought about posting that here but decided not to because its too far-fetched and absurd ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, desert nomad mauraders scarcely out of the caves who took any they left alive as spoils for slaves and other unsavory use as personal property, maybe...