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Colts owner Jim Irsay blames arrest on police prejudice against white billionaires (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 year ago by NightOwl@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 64-year-old businessman also told Real Sports that he has gone to rehab for addiction 15 times

I believe him when he says his hip surgery is the reason he failed the sobriety test. After 15 rehabs, he surely never operated a vehicle while intoxicated. That would defy all odds.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 year ago

Also, jackass