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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 131 points 1 week ago (44 children)
[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pronounced the same as tamales.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Testicles is looking for females!

Is Testicles an ancient Greek god?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

theres our hint.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago
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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 129 points 1 week ago (2 children)

woah i didnt know obama used 4chan

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He went mad when the "Thanks, Obama!" memes were going around.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Nah he got bummed when they stopped, so a-shitposting he went.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

if it's on c/greentext, it must be true

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, oop, they think you’re hitting on them. I can’t blame them.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hey, why didn't you accept my friend request? Is it because you're young, attractive and single? I'm like totally not hitting on you, but is it because you're single?*

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

It's because you're single isn't it!?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

Doesn't matter what they think of you personally.

You're just one request between the hundreds that are trying to hit on them.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only friends requests I get on Facebook is rando gay men that want to bang so yes, it is because they assume you are a rando that wants to bang.

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get rando gay men who want to bang add me. :/

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Check your DMs ;)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whenever I see things like this I think the man making the comment really has no idea how much unwanted attention young, single women get from random men. Especially if you're pretty and nice, men just take that as an invitation. For every genuinely polite person trying to be charming you have dozens of creeps just being weird.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

As Chris Rock put it many years ago, "Everywhere they go, there's men offering them dick."

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

At one point, I got on the Facebook bus. I regret it for multiple reasons, but the recommendations are what made me jump ship years ago.

See, they would throw up recommendations of people that were "friends" with my actual friends and family. Which meant that most of them were also friends and family, or at least people I knew in real life.

At some point though, Facebook decided that sending requests to people was not acceptable, I guess, because they suspended the account. It was temporary, but what the fuck? Like, I had the same last name as 60% of the people I was connecting with. The other ones were often people that used to have the same last name but got married. As in relatives. The rest were school friends and such.

So, I just said fuck it. Only time I'd mess with it at all was when someone would send me a link to something there. Eventually, I got sick of that too, posted a message saying that anyone who wanted to contact me after a week should let me know so we could exchange emails or whatever, then after a week I deleted the account. I do, technically still have one that was set up for games only, but I can't remember the password, and don't give enough of a fuck to reset it.

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[–] head_socj@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I feel like a lot of the online discourse, and a few isolated in-person interactions, wants to frame this sort of stuff as evidenciary of how miserable and oppressive it is to be men in the modern world.

I don't believe it; frankly, I think it's a ploy to instill division by exploiting young men's lack of emotional intelligence (not necessarily their fault) but even if it were true, I don't buy the response being that society has it out to get men and we need to accommodate people who refuse to learn how deal with their own emotions.

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