I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.
I dunno, after having family get it done, I'm not scared of it, but I'm also not going to get it done until I'm a bit older, and only if it gets covered by Medicaid or something.
Even then, I'd still need glasses what with presbyopia, but at least I could do without for normal vision and only need reading glasses.
Assuming it went well.
But, everyone I know that's had it ends up needing glasses around the 15 year mark. I wouldn't even be 70 at that point, and I have no fucking desire to go back to glasses at that age.
So I doubt I'll ever get it done.
Wasn't considering lasik, and now never will after watching final destination 5 (if you know what I'm talking about)
And I didn't even watch the actual scene, I had to cover my eyes and skip forward and even the hearing the dialogue before and after made me feel like... Ewwww I hated it.
Idk why I even watched these movies, I should've just read the wiki and noped out.