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Anon considers LASIK (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Yes, 99% safe. Be very scared :p

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lots of scary side effects to many medications people take as well. It all depends on the probabilities.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago (5 children)

And benefits. Some cancer treatments include common symptoms like hair loss. What would you choose?

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I noticed women looking right past me when I'm wearing glasses, and jizzing their pants when I am not wearing them

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What kinda pervy superpower is that

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[–] Maestro@fedia.io 2 points 5 months ago

Are you Clark Kent?

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Worth it!

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

My cousin had his done for like $3000 several years ago. No issues. He actually has surprisingly good vision.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I dunno, after having family get it done, I'm not scared of it, but I'm also not going to get it done until I'm a bit older, and only if it gets covered by Medicaid or something.

Even then, I'd still need glasses what with presbyopia, but at least I could do without for normal vision and only need reading glasses.

Assuming it went well.

But, everyone I know that's had it ends up needing glasses around the 15 year mark. I wouldn't even be 70 at that point, and I have no fucking desire to go back to glasses at that age.

So I doubt I'll ever get it done.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Wasn't considering lasik, and now never will after watching final destination 5 (if you know what I'm talking about)

And I didn't even watch the actual scene, I had to cover my eyes and skip forward and even the hearing the dialogue before and after made me feel like... Ewwww I hated it.

Idk why I even watched these movies, I should've just read the wiki and noped out.

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