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Whenever i see a circle with stuff radiating in the circle behind him, abd the image is low res, my brain just fills it in with a sonnenrad.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

idiocracy is here. told ya'll it'll come. i am so looking forward for a wrestler to be president after kaiser trump. it will be magical.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

cuz pedestrian in FL means homeless or drug addicts, so they are ok to run over

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm all for hating desantis, but context is important:

We also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety.

[–] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (9 children)

the regime runs on credulous simps like you

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[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This would be a very easy self defense case for armed protestors.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And if you're surrounded by cops?

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[–] chebur54@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How about granting a right to physically eliminate immoral government criminals who rob people by increasing extortion/taxation when values of real estate started dropping? Or who vote against removal of fluoride from the water in some counties of FL? And we're still seeing the chemtrails, not every day but still being sprayed over like roaches.

It is a shit show but slightly different than last time during BLM riots. It is being provoked by the largest criminal organization (aka your government). Clearly a problem reaction solution. The problem has been deliberately created by the previous criminal administration and the solution proposed by Mango Mussolini (trump).

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[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

"Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars" but only if they blow over the legal limit!

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why are liberals not going ot these protests armed?

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