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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

to bee and not to be.

[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

And now? Who is gering the money?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Oh nice

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like assassination.

(Based on nothing)

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