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Anon likes trains (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (12 children)

No turbulence while taking a piss or shit

Train bathrooms seem specifically designed to discourage using the bathroom while riding a train.

Also I had a laptop die from the constant vibrations destroying the hard disk drive.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

based.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Parking is cheaper No TSA fingering your asshole Tickets are cheaper Safer travel On the ground Can take the next train if late

These aren't (completely) true where I live, it's still more convenient to take a plane or even drive to go to another major city 500-600km away, which is ridiculous specially considering that it's consistently ranked among the best high speed rail systems in the world.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but i can get shit faced at the airport and on the plane, but i do that in a train and people start throwing coins at me

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