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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Were official portraits always this funny?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy looks like he’s about to play his best Yugioh card

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The card would likely be older than him

I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 19 hours ago

the card game came out irl 2001ish, yea its older than him by a few years.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

douche bigalow.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Haha first thing I thought of looking at this picture

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

So embarrassing to see.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Boot licker extraordinaire.

[–] Fletcher@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Did he have a stroke?

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

22 going on a dirty 45

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago
[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

Top. Men. Lol.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

How bizzare...

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