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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago
[–] Bot@sub.community 20 points 1 week ago

Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

Great now we're gonna start sending waifus into space.

[–] Frenezul0_o@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago
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