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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just can’t tell these days.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I seriously read half the article before I realized it was real.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] floop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

From brown people? I mean… This is Texas

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