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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know (needtoknow.co.uk)

submitted 5 days ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

OI YOO GOH A LOISESNCE FORE THAHT PHORN?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, what does the law say exactly? Is distributing porn without age verification illegal? Like, if I set up a a 'take one, leave one' free porn box, would using it be illegal?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Feed the need to breed! (Or at least trick your brain into thinking you are.)

[–] Sinatra@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago

Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

He should put lemon slices over his eyes to complete the look.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Does he not have a printer?

[–] 2910000@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it.
The only use for a printer in this situation that I can think of is printing individual video stills and making them into an erotic flick-book, but I'm sure that's not it

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Print stuff to fool cameras. Old trick, finding new use.

Doesn't work well on people, but it's very diffocult to train a model on the difference between printed and real images.

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 3 points 5 days ago

Put on a base of foundation and try again. You’ll have to use a lot, but how bad do you wanna watch the porn dude?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Oi bruv, this wanker thinks it’s bollocks.

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