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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What about testis tortius?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 7 months ago

That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

https://youtu.be/-rOaE0ExZSA

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.

Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.

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