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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about testis tortius?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago

That fancy magic won't protect him from a .308.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't even need a gun for that.

https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Banishing_Charm

Carry bullets and use the spell.

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[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/-rOaE0ExZSA

[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sometimes I feel like these stories are just generated content or made up, like a fairy tale. Well, if they're posted too often, maybe they are. I'll probably pass by because I can make up a story about another anon myself lol.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Father Weasley, can't remember his name, repeatedly shows us that wizards raised purely in the magical world are unbelievably stupid when it comes to the non-magic world so it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they didn't even know what a gun was.

Wait a minute. We can go deeper. In the deathly hallows, when they tell the story about the invincible wand, the original owner loses it because someone straight up cut his throat — no magic. Harry also takes it from Malfoy by beating the shit out of him.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you get to the point where a gun is required, you have already lost something.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, use land mines and claymores instead far more indirect and I don't there's magic that can reverse being turned into chunky salsa. Also never have just a gun have multiple preferably in multiple directions so the ones using the guns can't be taken out in one fell swoop.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

TBH I think the dark wizards are better with covert ops so letting them learn about explosive devices might be a bad move.

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