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[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (21 children)

Wow, I didn't think there would be so many crazy psychos in the comments.

I can get that people might not feel as much empathy with animals than humans (get, not approve) but most of the comments are kitten-drowning level.

You get a pet, which is supposed to be a companion and basically part of your family, and you don't mind them being torn to shreds?

Okay then, I guess if your kid has a terminal cancer we can also feed him to the tiger? After all in the end it's just a bunch of meat.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

I dunno if they're psychos, exactly, I'm mostly seeing interesting takes, like the chicken coop that blew away or the fisherman. Varying degrees of "how close are you to this animal," especially since critters like mice could be a lovely pet or food for an equally lovely snake.

But yeah, couple people don't turn off their dark humor either, but that's just the internet. I don't mind it, I imagine only 1% are actually psychopaths (which is iirc the statistical average, except in business where it's 4%. And I guess politics, now).

Then again, my instance blocks certain other instances, too. Lol

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not my kid, but if I'm terminal I'm gonna add "killed by some food-safe means and then fed to tigers in front of zoo patrons" to my potential death plans.

"The funeral will be at the civic building at 10am, and the viewing at 12:00 by the tiger sanctuary in Edgewater Zoo"

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nobody's suggesting that beloved pets get donated just for the sake of feeding the animals. But if you have a pet you're planning to get rid of anyway, for whatever reason, some people would prefer to see the pet's death contribute a final something back. Put it in the same logic as organ donation. Nobody WANTS to see their loved one's corpse cut open and such, but knowing it helped somebody else in a small way can give some closure.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

You get a pet, which is supposed to be a companion and basically part of your family, and you don’t mind them being torn to shreds?

This is a fair way to feel about it, but if the question is only what is done with a body after it has been euthanized it seems more like a cultural consideration than an ethical one. Like there are cultures with strong feelings about treatment of human corpses to the point where organ donation is taboo, but that doesn't mean being ok with family members being organ donors is some awful thing.

There's a larger question about how pets and other animals are treated, and the thought of someone euthanizing a healthy pet for petty reasons is really disturbing (like stories you sometimes hear about this being done as a way to emotionally abuse someone), but that isn't exactly the fault of the zoo or its practices.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

in the end it's just a bunch of meat

That's why it's back on the menu, boys! The circle of life is brutal. I think everyone in these comments is just externally processing horror at the idea of sending their own pets.

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[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Okay then, I guess if your kid has a terminal cancer we can also feed him to the tiger? After all in the end it's just a bunch of meat.

That's a weird comparison, and it's honestly a sign that you are struggling with separating the two on an emotional level. Which is ironic based on your opening sentence.

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (12 children)

I read in another article that the zoo will "gently euthanize" your pet but I have had a vet come out to my farm and caution me about using any animal euthanized with drugs as feed for anything else due to possible bad reactions or side effects. So what is the definition of "gentle" when talking about non-drug euthanasia?

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Gas them with nitrogen.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

“Can we…can we watch? It’s just, Sprinkles, he’s…he’s a really bad dog. Dumb as a post, humps everything and everyone, snaps at you if you try to pet him. I’d really like to see a tiger just go to town on this awful, awful dog.”

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

These animals’ food has to come from somewhere. Interesting that they’re trying to source locally…

Perhaps it sounds a bit less ghoulish in the original Danish.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Your kids don't love their pets anymore? Don't worry we can take care of that for you."

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

There is a big cat rescue a few hours from me that will take cattle/horse/farm animals for feed. They will also pickup fresh roadkill deer etc.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What were the captives eating before?

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Avocado toast

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

And remember, those donations can be written off in your taxes!

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